Sep 04 2008
Life Is Funny
It seems there is a Newton’s Law of Life. If I clean something, it will instantly become dirty again. If I sweep the bathroom floor, someone will go in there and cut their hair. If I clean the tub, someone will give the dog a bath. If I mop the kitchen floor, the dogs will track in mud. If I wash the car, it will rain. Our dogs will lay right down in the dirt and mud when they are outside and there are happy to go it but once they come inside they will only lay on the sofa.
In addition, have you ever noticed that two tiny five-ounce pieces of candy will put five pounds on you? You never liked that jacket or had anything to match it until you gave it away? Why are most candles food scented while American’s are overweight? Why does it cost more to take fat and sugar out of food? Why do weeds grow faster than grass? I guess that is just the way life is, but it is funny.
